Dear Brain,
If you settle down and sleep instead of stressing, you will do much better on your exams in the morning. For reals.
Saturday, May 28, 2011
Sunday, May 8, 2011
May 8, 10:00 PM
Dear Brain,
Thank you for being well behaved today. I hope you enjoyed your reward of fresh air and sunshine. Please continue your excellent behavior and allow me to sleep. Thanks!
Thank you for being well behaved today. I hope you enjoyed your reward of fresh air and sunshine. Please continue your excellent behavior and allow me to sleep. Thanks!
Saturday, May 7, 2011
May 7, 12:30 AM
Dear Brain.
You spent all day writing a paper. It is sleep time now. Rest of the papers can wait. Really, they can. Please shut off now.
You spent all day writing a paper. It is sleep time now. Rest of the papers can wait. Really, they can. Please shut off now.
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
May 3, 3:30 am
Dear brain,
We've been over this a million times. If you don't sleep you *will* freak out the next day. No one really enjoys that. I will give you one more chance to shape up and sleep on your own, otherwise I will do something unpleasant and force you to sleep. Understand? good.
We've been over this a million times. If you don't sleep you *will* freak out the next day. No one really enjoys that. I will give you one more chance to shape up and sleep on your own, otherwise I will do something unpleasant and force you to sleep. Understand? good.
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